Greetings, look at that you're here!

How special that you and I can share this wonderful moment together in time :)

Short story by me :)

Gerald: Liam please get off my website wtf are you doing

Liam: I am only trying to be nice :(

Gerald: I don't want your greasy, disgusting eyes looking at my clean, fantastic words on this screen. Who knows what those eyes have been looking at! You are an avid viewer of po-

Liam: This is not how you treat a friend >:( you're a dickhead Gerald, go clean my moms basement or ill get the bat.

Gerald: *nervous chuckle* yes honey...

gerald irl:

adding an image is veri hard :(

funny ironic man that loves egirls and says home home